Me: *chillin*

*car engine roaring outside*

*dude decides to peel out*

*car fades away*

*hears a loud pop*

Me: no way

Person *off in the distance*: FUCK. AH SHIT.

Me: lmao

I can’t believe he’s fucking dead

I can’t believe he’s fucking dead

reallylameblog:

crayolaeyebrows:

What does tfw mean

Titty Fuck Wario

2chaaaain:

frankoceanfanclub:

what if we were bffs and you were getting married and you wanted me to be your best man and then i showed up to your wedding in jangalang pants

deadass marry you instead

prayforprada:

vinebox:

That laugh tho

omfg

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?